DONNY'S AWARDS
A collection of prestigious awards and honors. All well-deserved. All definitely real.
THE OFFICIAL DONNY TROPHY CASE
★ Most Prestigious Award ★
Certificate of Achievement
Lifetime Achievement in Being Little Donny
Awarded to
LITTLE DONNY
For outstanding excellence in being Donny every single day for his entire life.
Presented by: Unanimous Decision (He Was the Only Voter)
APPROVED
The Complete Awards Collection
Certificate of Achievement
World's Greatest Negotiator
Awarded to
LITTLE DONNY
For excellence in getting what I want. Always.
Presented by: The Donny Foundation
APPROVED
Certificate of Achievement
Best Hair 1985-Forever
Awarded to
LITTLE DONNY
Unanimous decision. Hair experts agree. Probably.
Presented by: Self-Appointed
APPROVED
Certificate of Achievement
Most Humble Person
Awarded to
LITTLE DONNY
I didn't want this award but they made me take it.
Presented by: He Insisted
APPROVED
Certificate of Achievement
Time Person of the Year (Donny Edition)
Awarded to
LITTLE DONNY
Every year. In perpetuity. Very deserved.
Presented by: He Made His Own Magazine
APPROVED
Certificate of Achievement
Nobel Prize for Winning
Awarded to
LITTLE DONNY
They should have this category. I'm just ahead of my time.
Presented by: Category He Invented
APPROVED
Certificate of Achievement
Olympic Gold Medal for Sitting
Awarded to
LITTLE DONNY
I was very good at it. World record holder. Probably.
Presented by: The Donny Olympics Committee
APPROVED
Certificate of Achievement
Grammy for Best Spoken Word (Thinking Out Loud)
Awarded to
LITTLE DONNY
Application submitted. They're reviewing. Very competitive.
Presented by: Pending
APPROVED
Certificate of Achievement
Pulitzer Prize for Tweets
Awarded to
LITTLE DONNY
My tweets are literature. Future generations will study them.
Presented by: Should Exist According to Donny
APPROVED
Certificate of Achievement
World's Best Boss
Awarded to
LITTLE DONNY
The mug doesn't lie. Very official looking mug.
Presented by: A Mug He Bought Himself
APPROVED
Certificate of Achievement
Lifetime Achievement in Being Little Donny
Awarded to
LITTLE DONNY
Nobody has been Donny longer or better than me.
Presented by: Unanimous Decision (He Was the Only Voter)
APPROVED
Certificate of Achievement
Best Use of Gold in Interior Design
Awarded to
LITTLE DONNY
My apartments are like living in a treasure chest. Classy treasure.
Presented by: The Donny Foundation for Excellence
APPROVED
Certificate of Achievement
Most Stable Genius Award
Awarded to
LITTLE DONNY
Very stable. Extremely genius. Combined: unstoppable.
Presented by: Self-Certified
APPROVED
Certificate of Achievement
Perfect Phone Call Achievement
Awarded to
LITTLE DONNY
Every call I make is perfect. Ask anyone who was on them.
Presented by: Multiple Recipients (All Donny)
APPROVED
Certificate of Achievement
Medal of Tremendous Honor
Awarded to
LITTLE DONNY
Being Donny full-time is a service. To everyone.
Presented by: For Services to Himself
APPROVED
Certificate of Achievement
Best Handshake (Power Category)
Awarded to
LITTLE DONNY
Firm but not too firm. Dominant but classy. Perfect.
Presented by: International Handshake Association (Founded by Donny)
APPROVED
Award Statistics
15
Total Awards
15
Awards Deserved
0
Unearned Awards
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Pending Awards
Award Categories
Intelligence
3 awards
Business
4 awards
Style
2 awards
Communication
3 awards
Diplomacy
2 awards
Excellence
4 awards
Being Donny
5 awards
Winning
∞ awards
"I don't do things for the awards. The awards just happen. It's like breathing for me. I wake up, and there's another award. 'Donny, you've won Best Morning Person.' I didn't even know that was a category. But apparently I won it. Every day. Since 1950."
— Little Donny, Award Recipient